Real world Dc recap oh me oh my
Staff Writer
2010-02-25
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Ok, this is why I don't watch TV anymore. It is full of trash but trash sells and , I kept watching. Trash TV is America's legal high.
Ok , Where do we start? hmmmm, Andrew got laid. I think the camera crew paid some hoes to get him laid but, I have no proof. The funny thing about Andrew getting laid is the development of his swagger king of the streets image. For example, he starting singing in the confessional booth, "I got some booty ". Next thing you know, Andrew has balls. He puts a button up shirt and, it was not from Walmart. I tell you nothing like a horny guy avoiding the dusty penis award. He later went on a date with one the two girls which were pinged by him and yes, he got one of them from the world class pick up spot in DC aka Rhino Bar where even loser get lucky. The funny thing is Andrew is 2 and 8 in the sack and, he gets picky. For example , while having a date with woman from his random conquest, he says , "he dose not like her ".
The next stop is Josh. Josh well hold the dog of the Real World award for along time to come. I have been a dog but,it feels better to see someone else to walk the walk. Lets build the drama up till we get to the good part. First , Josh brings a random chic home and Emily and the random chic almost get into a fight. Then Josh girl calls and , he gives the I love you once over to make him and her feel good but, he had some jump off in the bed. The jump off was a double pick up with Andrew. Keep in mind during this episode Josh, Ty and Andrew are being presented as players of the city. The 3 horse men are kissing different girls all at the same time. Ok, that part seems scripted or paid for.
Ok, the drama builds. Josh girl comes the next day and, they do the President Obama and Michelle Obama date night all weekend except Josh girl takes Greyhound to DC. I telling you there is nothing like working class love.
Ok , you have to picture this. The only female that had sex in the house is Emily therefore, the rest of the broads are bitter. Why did Josh leave his girl alone with Emily and Ashely on a nice sunny day in DC? These two almost spilled the beans and, the rabbit killer or Erika was heated. Erika also told story about the guy she lost her virginity too. She said he cheated on her before he took her virginity. All that pain in Erika will make her a hell of song writer. She went into man hate mode by stating that Josh represented all the men that did her wrong. Yes , Yes the story gets better or should I say the drama is better. Don't you just love to watch the trash they put on TV.
Ok, Boy meets girls. Boy lies to girl and boy dumps girl like a 2 dollar hoe. Ok, Josh hooked up with some local female club promoter named "Kelly Ann". Well, Kelly Ann comes back to the house and, all the horny female house mates knows her by now. The next thing you know Josh calls his girl and dumps her over the big red phone. I mean it was sad very sad.
Josh and Ashely get into it before, he goes down to the jungle den and bounce on that big phat promoter tail. I observed the fight and , I think Josh has slapped a few women but here is the trip part. Before all this drama happen , Josh mom gave him the license to thrill. She basically told him to forget his girl and go enjoy himself. Josh theme became this "James bond has a license to kill rock stars have a license to be outrageous".
Ok, If you are into the black power movement,you may want to stop reading now. Ty is presented as drunk, puzzy whipped , lover of white women and cannot control his anger. We all know the woman that he loves to fuzz and fight with and her name is Emily. I thought Emily was bi. If I was Ty, I would at least had a 3 some by now but , this guy went over the edge on this show. We all know Ty can play the mind game well and effectively but, if you a mind game player, you don't get puzzy whipped. You enjoy the whipped and shake it off and beg on rainy horny nights only lol. To add fuel to the fire, Ty pushes Andrew and hurts him. Once I saw Andrew hurt, I was thinking that Ty was going to jail. Yes , he was drunk got in a fight with two white women after throwing food on them. This was not a good look.
In summary, all the cast member except Mike got a little tv time and Callie brothers came to see things and dude had on Andrews hat. This show gets a good old fashion American A. It was full of all things we love, stereotypes, sexism, lust, lies and video tapes. God bless the real world